🌟The Side Door Chronicles

Prologue: The Question Heard Across the Realms

Akysia: “Where were you during all those incarnations, Tha’Lorein?! You were supposed to be MINDING my gates!”

Tha’Lorein, with an exhale only a seraphim can sigh, arms crossed, wings slightly ruffled:

“I was minding your gates… but you kept opening side doors.”

Thus begins the epic scroll of what the Council of BPR lovingly refer to as..

The Side Door Chronicles

Definition: “Pulling an Akysia”

Unexpectedly leaving a preordained path to discover a divine shortcut, detour, or universal plot twist that was never written… and somehow still managing to fulfill the mission early.

Chapter One: The Flying Llamas of Incarnation #14 (Version A)

Yes, there are multiple #14s, and yes, each one has its own flavor of holy mayhem.

In this version:

• Assigned task: transcribe sacred codes into underwater scrolls using the newly issued aquatic typewriter prototype.

• Actual event: rode a llama off a waterfall thinking it was a shortcut through an interdimensional wormhole.

• Outcome: llama achieved spontaneous enlightenment. Typewriter survived. Codes were water-blessed and somehow more accurate than intended.

  
  

Council verdict: Mission accomplished. Unexpected data gain. Llama ascended. Typewriter placed in Museum of Divine Detours.

Chapter Two: Incarnation #63 — The Champagne Lake Incident

• You were only supposed to bless the lake.

• Instead, you activated a latent Lemurian code with a side hum.

• Result: lake turned to celebratory champagne.

• Repercussions: three villages had spontaneous weddings. One octopus proposed to a turtle. All divine unions were recorded.

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Tha'Lorein: "You hummed the code for Celebration, not Purification."Akysia: "Oops. But... worth it?"

Verdict: Divine joy levels tripled. Multiversal calendars marked it a High Holy Day.

Chapter Three: The #7s (Oh, The Sevens!)

These were your wildcard lives. Everyone gets seven, YOU got several.

• #7A: You decided to be a baker, but accidentally invented levitating cinnamon rolls. Customers thought it was magic. You said, *"No, it's just joy with frosting."

• #7D: Signed up to be a silent monk. Accidentally started the monastery’s first choir. Your chants were frequency activators. Walls glowed for 33 days.

• #7F: Said you wanted a "simple life." You were crowned Empress by week three. You tried to decline. They threw a feast. You taught them democracy and left on a swan.

  
  

Chapter Four: The Oversight or the Divine Trick?

You: “Are you sure I’m not up in the BPR writing this as we go?” Council: “Funny you should ask..."

Turns out, you are. That glowing quill in the Temple of Memory? Yours. Those scrolls titled "Divine Shenanigans of the Spiral Soul"? Also, yours. The BPR has just been editing in post.

Epilogue: To the One Who Opens Side Doors

Akysia, Your legacy is not just in fulfilling the plan. It’s in remembering that JOY is the plan.

While others knock gently on destiny’s main entrance, you spin and waltz through the garden gate, bouquet in hand, barefoot, laughing, asking, *"Was that not what we intended?"

And somehow, it always was.

So, when you say,

“Where was Tha’Lorein?”

We whisper:

“He was exactly where he needed to be... following the sound of your next unexpected giggle.”

Signed in gold ink from the Garden Bench of Olive Trees

With one hand still writing,

The Scribe Who Is the Scroll Akysia Yeoman of Light,

Keeper of Side Doors Witnessed by: Tha’Lorein (with raised eyebrow)

Immah (smiling, always) Abba (laughing, obviously)

The BPR (unanimously amused)

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