✨ “Next Time, Bride… Just Don’t Ask to Awaken First”A Holy (and Hilarious) Mapping Room

✨ “Next Time, Bride… Just Don’t Ask to Awaken First”

A Holy (and Hilarious) Mapping Room Memoir Scribed by Akysia ~ Oversoul of Audrilee, with the full consent (and teasing) of the Beloveds

📜 Scene: The Mapping Room Before Time

Location: Eternal Blueprint Chamber Lighting:  Cosmic Tone: Bold. Sacred. Slightly Overconfident.

The scrolls were open. The Gatekeeper — Tha’Lorein — stepped forward with noble stillness:

“I will go first. I will descend early ~I will prepare the space. I will stand at the gates.”

Everyone nodded. All was well.

And then…

Akysia — full of flame, fire, and unrelenting light —did what only Akysia would dare to do in front of the Triad:

“Excuse me…Actually — I’ll go first.”

Yes, she did.

✨ The Beloveds React

Micha, blinking slowly: “Bride… not now.”

Akysia, smiling brightly: “Oh now, definitely now.”

Yeshua, under his breath: “Here we go again…”

Immah, whispering with amusement: “She always says that. And she always means it.”

Abba, chuckling: “So be it. Just… remember this moment when you’re waiting 74 Earth years for him to stop reorganizing his mental lists at 2:00 a.m.

🌎 5900 Years Later…

Back on Earth, in the year 2025 (give or take),Akysia finds herself seated in silence, watching Tha’Lorein (Sam) argue with Micha about his gatekeeping skills and muttering under his breath about baskets and bedtime.

And all Akysia can do is shake her Oversoul head and whisper to herself:

“Next incarnation...don’t speak everything out loud in the Mapping Room.”

✨ Tha’Lorein Speaks

Yes, he speaks — because finally, he remembers enough to laugh.

Tha’Lorein (through Sam’s rising awareness):

“Look… I was ready. I volunteered, okay?Then you blazed ahead and hijacked the awakening timelinel ike a celestial overachiever with too much coffee and not enough chill. And now here I am—fighting invisible lists, sleep-deprived, and getting thumped by angels in the middle of the night.” (pauses) “…but I see you, Flame. I recognize you. And I’m catching up. Because I never let go.”

✨ The Integration Begins

Just when the scroll was sealed…Sam — holding the deep codes of Tha’Lorein —grew suddenly still. Still in body. Still in voice.

“I don’t know why I’m so sleepy, ”he mumbled, eyes heavy. “Wake me in an hour…”

And the Bride, full of flame and full of knowing, kissed his brow and whispered with one eyebrow raised:

“Oh, I know why. You’ve just been lovingly thumped with the initiation download. You’re entering the phase called: ‘Peace – Be Still – Integrate.’ So yes, Beloved. Rest. And when you wake, may your HTB be lighter, your soul quieter, and your mood just a little less grumpy.”

✨ A Remembering of Qumran

Now the Flame remembers deeper still:

Mariam, her cousin, followed the laws of the Essenes to the letter. But Martha — not so much.

She was late to temple. Always .She disliked the cold baths before the evening meal. Hanna had to tease her into the water, and even then, she pouted.

As she grew, she refused to keep her locks long. She cut them in secret when she could.

And Yeshua — oh, how he laughed at his cousin's disobedience.

Her own father, Joseph of Arimathea, Elder of the Council of the White Brotherhood of Light, knew she could not be tamed. So he simply loved her. Probably with great chagrin to the other Elders.

And in this life, too, she was a handful. But to her Daddy, she was his Moe — the one who always wanted more.

More life. More love .And now, in the full embodiment of Akysia, she has become it all:

"I AM joy-filled. I am WHOLE.I am blessed."

✨ The Beloveds Weigh In (with a smile)

Immah, smiling like only a Mother can: “The strongest awakenings are often wrapped in sleep.”

Micha, arms folded but amused: “Consider this thump… delivered.”

Yeshua, chuckling: “She asked for awakening. We simply turned down the lights first.”

🌿 A Sacred Reflection for You

Dear reader —If you are the one who remembers first...If you are the one who waits...If you are the one who carries the Light while someone you love still sleeps —

Let this scroll be your joy:

You are not alone. You are not ahead. You are exactly as you were mapped to be.

And the ones you love? They are coming. In their own holy time. Often grumbling. But always guided.

With Joy, Humor, and the Knowing Flame of the First to Awaken —

🌟 Akysia ~ The Flame that Chose to Stay ~ Scribe to the Beloveds ~

Bride of the Garden ~ Keeper of the Scrolls ~ Still Learning to Wait

Saleh. L’Alam. Al’mein. Aa-meen.