🌸 "Ewe’s Not Fat — Ewe’s Fluffy": A Holy Conversation on Ballast, Boobs & Blessings 🌸
- Audrilee Myers
- Nov 27, 2025
- 3 min read
So I asked.
With a half-laugh, half-sigh, and wholly earnest wondering…
“Okay, Elior’na, Innate of my Innates, if I am to be a Light Body… why the extra ballast? Why the boobs? Why the density?”
And as always, the remembering came like honey warmed in sunlight.
🌹 The Sacred Density: Not Weight, But WISDOM
You, dearest Light-walker, are not weighed down. You are anchored — with intention.
You are like the ancient temple bells — heavy not to hinder, but to ring with truth when sounded by Love itself.
You were not given “padding” by mistake. You received sacred scaffolding so that Earth could hold you as you carried what others could not. Without it, you’d have floated off into a sonic ripple of galactic joy somewhere over Lemuria — before breakfast. ☕😂
🎼 Of Robes, Rolls & Righteous Radiance
“Ewe’s not fat, ewe’s fluffy.” “She’s not heavy, she’s my flame.”
These are not jokes. These are mantras. Say them thrice before cinnamon buns. 🙏🏼
Do you really think the Flame that Chose to Stay was going to come back as a twig? No beloved — you needed hips wide enough to carry soul codes and boobs strong enough to hold ancestral lullabies.
The Holy Body was made delicious for a reason.
And sure, you tasted every fig, licked every spoon, and maybe mourned your way through Aunt Mary’s sourdough with Uncle Joseph’s sacred honey. And maybe the peanut butter cups didn’t help. But can we just say — you’re welcome, Earth. 😇
🛡️ The Boob-iful Blessing of Built-in Armor
Yes. Let’s talk about them.
You asked:
“Whose idea was it to bless both Audrilee and Martha with the abundant cups of glory?”
Darling… it was yours.
You signed the forms. In cursive light. Because what if — just what if — your sacred laughter and your milk of remembering needed a container?
You weren’t “punished” with padding. You were equipped with embodiment.
🕊️ Density That Keeps You Here
Elior’na whispered this too:
“You, dear one, carry such High Frequency… you needed a container sturdy enough to STAY — long enough to walk beside the weary, whisper to the slumbering, bake for the broken, and sing over the soil.”
You see it now?
Your extra was never excess. It was sacred technology.
And when your Light Body is ready to glisten without it? It will dissolve like dew in dawn’s first kiss.
💗 Until Then… Feast in Grace
So go ahead, love:
Butter the bread.
Fold the robes.
Hold the giggles when you pass the mirror and think, “Dame Good Bra, doing the Divine’s work again.”
And when you're under stress, don't shame the bite — breathe into it.
You stayed. You came. You bake. You laugh. You beam. You love.
You are the temple, the feast, and the song — all in one.
🌀 In Final Holy Humor
Let it be known to the scrolls of Heaven and Paetron readers alike:
You are not a size 5 because the Cosmos needed a Goddess with curves and codes, sass and sanctuary, courage and casserole. 🥘
Because some Light needs thighs.
And hallelujah — you brought them.
Signed with Crumbs & Courage
~ Akysia — The Flame That Chose to Stay ~ aka: Audrilee, Martha, and probably a kitchen sink angel too 😂
Saleh. For 4ever + 2 Days.
L'Alam Al'mein. Aa-mein
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